far past reality

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:16:00 -0400

meme4u: http://memeblock.com

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:13:07 -0400

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com

beam-meh-up-scotty: catsandallthatjazz: the-girl-that-died: sh...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:12:36 -0400

beam-meh-up-scotty:

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

WOW

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: aniseshaw: ‘The Great Gatsby’...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:10:42 -0400

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

aniseshaw:

‘The Great Gatsby’ Still Gets Flappers Wrong

Through their writings, Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald—the young, glamorous literary couple du jour—defined the Jazz Age as we know it. Scott declared his Southern belle wife, whom he married in 1920, “the first American flapper.” The inspiration for Daisy Buchanan in “The Great Gatsby,” Zelda was known for her wild antics, like drunkenly jumping, fully clothed, into the fountain at New York’s Plaza Hotel. Even as a kid, she was always creating a scene: She stole a car when she was 8; she went swimming in a flesh-colored bathing suit in her teens….

But Zelda, as fearless and trail-blazing as she was, can’t even embody the flapper movement fully. For one, it was not all white women, as NYU’s Modern America reports: “For the time being, the bob and the entire Flapper wardrobe, united blacks and whites under a common hip-culture.” Secondly, the flapper’s rebellion against Victorian sexual mores didn’t start among the high-society debutantes, but in “working-class neighborhoods and radical circles in the early 1900s before it spread to middle-class youth and college campuses.”

Pictured: African American Flappers at a football game in Washington D.C. from the Smithsonian Institute.

Oh OF COURSE WOC would have been the ones running the flapper game from the getgo.

Of

Fucking

Course

And we would never have known this either thanks to bullshit fucked up history/english classes excluding them

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irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:09:10 -0400

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

beam-meh-up-scotty: fiftyshadesofmacygray: bl00d-sugar: I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:08:26 -0400

beam-meh-up-scotty:

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

I wanna make ‘em though.

Wooow!! I wanna make some!!

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santanist: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:06:51 -0400

santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry